Paley's Journal

2003-04-21 ~ 9:41 p.m. ~ Curiosity Kills The Cat

I am thinking of dropping a short and sweet email to Mr. Henderson. Now, I have to say, I do not know who Mr. Henderson is at this point in time. There is no first name, nothing at all, just Mr. Henderson. You see, since last year Dec, towards Christmas, I received a nice forward from Mr. Henderson. He forwarded me this very warm-hearted christmas greeting, with animation, trees, snowflakes floating around, house and all. It was very sweet. I liked it. I tried guessing and though there is ONE name that comes to mind, because I only have 2 friends who lived in Japan now and one of them is a girl, so it leaves pretty much just 1 option. The suspect wasn’t know as Mr. Henderson unless he has been lying to me all this while, which is kind of impossible? Since Mr. Henderson has never sent me porn emails, I did not think much about it. Today, I received another 2 nice email forwards from Mr. Henderson. It made my heart melt and touched me deeply. What a great kick to start off my day. If only I receive such inspiring emails every morning, I’d never go to work with a sulky face. I think it’s partly due to my curiosity to know who Mr. Henderson is, so the thought kept me upbeat all day. WHO THE HELL IS HE??? I’m now dying to find out who Mr. Henderson is!!! Isn’t it weird, that someone is forwarding stuff to you and you do not know who he is? So let’s see, I’m trying to make it as funny/light-hearted as possible, yet at the same time, really sincere. I’m not really good at this, but well, I’m just going to try. Hopefully I know the real identity of Mr. Henderson.

Dear Mr. Henderson,

Pardon me for writing this sudden email. I usually don’t write to strangers, but you are such a mysterious guy! I think you probably know me but I do not know any person by the surname of Henderson other than Mr. Anderson from the Matrix, then again he’s not real. You left me thinking if you could have forwarded emails to the wrong person. Nevertheless, since you have never ever flooded my mailbox with porn, I am very glad and proud of you. Thank you for sending me such nice and heart-warming forwards, you made my day. ;) Keep it going.

Really, do I know you?

Yours Sincerely,

Ms. Chin

I have no guts to send this out yet….isn’t this cheesy? HELP...

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